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drawing a line in the sand.
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drawing a line in the sand.
he peed on your rug.
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 12:03 PMjackie treehorn treats
objects like they are women
draws lot of water -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 12:09 PMyou cannot kennel
a show dog, they get upset...
they have papers, dude. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 12:48 PMrug peeing germans
stalk and chase me in my sleep
i fear their scissors
look! saddam hussein
is now renting bowling shoes
he draws no water
there are rules smokey
you have crossed the line today
this is not vietnam
i will meet the old man
wait! there is a beverage
please do not spill it -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 2:14 PMleaving malibu
i hate the fucking eagles
get outta my cab! -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 3:30 PMa good man, thorough
"the problem is with my jaw"
drop your shorts, please, dude.
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 6:01 PMThe bar's over there
The man with the cleft asshole
is Knox Harrington -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 6:46 PMstrong men also cry
are you surprised at my tears?
strong men also cry -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 6:52 PMfucking quintana
yeah, but he's a pervert, dude
that creep can roll, man -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Mon, December 29, 2003 - 10:58 PMsay what you will of
national socialism
at least it's an ethos
they have a ferret
do not put him into my tub
amphibious rat
on saturday, dude
i shall not roll with you, no
it is shabbos, dude
what the fuck is this
obviously you are
not a golfer, dude
fucking dipshit with
a nine toed woman, we fear
nothing, Autobahn fool
seattle seven
was simply me and six more
my fifteen minutes
bunny offers head
for a thousand dollars, wow
i visit a bank
my head in a bowl
he asks where the money is
let me look again
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Re: lebowski haiku
Tue, December 30, 2003 - 9:47 AMStandards have fallen.
No time for little extras.
It's video, dude.
Quintana's upset.
What is this day of rest shit?
Bush league psych-out stuff. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Tue, December 30, 2003 - 11:25 AMgoddamnit, walter,
not everything's about
fucking vietnam
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Re: lebowski haiku
Wed, December 31, 2003 - 9:33 AMdon't wanna be rude
but a haiku has a form
it's five seven five
(check your work people)
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Re: lebowski haiku
Wed, December 31, 2003 - 10:37 AMyou're being very un-dude
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Re: lebowski haiku
Wed, December 31, 2003 - 3:47 PMthere are other forms of haiku as well. 6-8-6 is often used. 5-7-5 is just the most common. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Wed, December 31, 2003 - 5:32 PMwere you listening
to the dude's story, dylan?
i am the walrus -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Fri, January 9, 2004 - 8:13 PMCalmer than you are
Smokie´s a pacifist, man!
Calmer than you are -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Fri, January 9, 2004 - 8:30 PM6-8-6 if you will.
briefcase, papers, creedence tapes,
that really tied the room together,
stay out of malibu.
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Re: lebowski haiku
Sat, January 10, 2004 - 12:24 AMMark it zero, Dude.
Smokie's toe's over the line.
It's a league game, Smoke. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Sat, January 10, 2004 - 1:36 AMreplace the money
with your own skivvies, walter?
you're retarded
there are ways, dude
you give me enough time, dude
toes with nail polish
you got the wrong guy
nobody calls me Lebowski
i'm the Dude, man -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Sat, January 10, 2004 - 1:45 PMYou're not wrong, Walter;
We'll make the round robin now.
You're just an asshole. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Sat, January 10, 2004 - 8:45 PMUh, you mean, Coitus?
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey,
Nymphomania. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Sat, January 10, 2004 - 9:36 PMgot a man down, dude
no dude, there weren't any shots
it's a heart attack -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Sat, January 10, 2004 - 9:45 PMa First Amendment thing
damn it, this affects all of us!
enjoying my coffee
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Re: lebowski haiku
Tue, March 9, 2004 - 12:11 PMMod, suspended bare
Pompous video artist
The fukk is funny
Treehorn beach party
Girl wabbles in the black sky
Perv's eyes popin out
That poor poor girl, dude?
Like you said, she needed cash
Kidnapped her self, dude
Gimme the ringer
Take the wheel dude, I'll grab him
Beat it out of'em -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Fri, March 12, 2004 - 9:02 PMWe ah nihilists
Und we believe in nothing.
You like ahr ferret?
I want to conceive.
In the parlance of our time,
Do you like sex, Dude?
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Re: lebowski haiku
Sat, March 13, 2004 - 12:05 AM
Eyeball to eyeball:
Man in the black pajamas
worthy fuckin adversary
I don't know haiku, but I can stick phrases on three lines! -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Thu, March 18, 2004 - 8:27 PMpissing chinaman
jesus will fuck you friday
not in Nam, of course. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Thu, March 18, 2004 - 8:29 PMyou want a toe, dude?
i'll get you a toe by 2.
get me my Creedence.
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Re: lebowski haiku
Thu, March 18, 2004 - 8:32 PMlebowski haikus
can be somewhat like bowling
without the bowling. -
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Re: lebowski haiku
Thu, March 18, 2004 - 8:36 PMlook a bit orange
like walter soulcheck's glasses
i see what he sees.
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Re: lebowski haiku
Thu, November 1, 2007 - 10:13 PMhe's a pedderass
no one fucks with the jesus
fucks you in the ass
